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Here's the official music video for 'The Non-Elements', a song I wrote inspired by 'I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General' from Pirates of Penzance and 'The Elements' by Tom Lehrer. I wear a very fancy hat.

P.S. I obviously don't own any of the logos shown within this video.

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And here's the lyrics, in case you're a word muncher:

There isn’t Naqahdah, Kryptonite, Adamantium, Arsonium,
Or Arenak or Cavorite or Chlorophyte or Atium,
Or Dagal, Dalekanium, Dilithium, Bavarium,
Or Galine, Theotimoline, Timonium, Bolognium,

Eternium, Vibranium, Thirium, Bombastium,
Or Taydenite or Saronite or Regalite or Durium,
Or Dust, Supermanium or Xithricite or Feminum,
Or Nth Metal or Redstone or Inoson and Octiron.

There isn’t Verterium cortenide, Transformium, Lerasium,
Or Nanite, Computronium, Celestial Bronze, Jerktonium,
There's no Uru or Chronoton or Aether or Jumbonium,
Frinkonium or Rovolon, Orichalcum, or Quadium.

There's no Ice-nine, Wishalloy, Z-Crystals or Tritanium,
Stygian Iron or Philote or Hedonium,
Or Tachyons, Philosophons, Pym Particles, Uridium,
Polydichloric euthimal or even Upsidaisium.

I'm very well acquainted, too, with films that taut the magical
Television programs, both the funny and dramatical
About the next seasons I am teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about all the made up plotenuse
She’s pregnant with the demon spawn beast of the elemental symbol of fire!... Or something

There’s werewolves, vampires, aliens and a range of other statuses
Each one has their own made-up elements and practices
In short, in matters questionable, nonsensical, but pennable
I’ve learnt far too many words that are utterly unusable

And though these are the only ones at this point I’ve discovered,
With more seasons, flicks andYouTube clips, more will likely be uncovered

That’s not canon! Heathen!

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Finally, here are the credits:
I wrote the song, arranged and produced the track, then filmed & edited the video :)

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