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Broken Piano for President

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The international bestseller at the center of the "World's Nicest Cease and Desist" from Jack Daniel's. Featured in the New Yorker, New York Times, Forbes, London Telegraph, Esquire, The Atlantic, NPR's Weekend Edition and more. Ever drank too much and forgot what happened? Don't be embarrassed. Deshler Dean faces this problem every day of his life. Dean is far more brilliant and productive when he's blackout drunk. In the last few months alone, he has invented a hamburger more addictive than crystal meth, scored a six-figure record contract for his terrible art rock band, and started dating a woman he doesn't even recognize. Worse yet, he has become entangled in the biggest war since the Allies took on Germany. When rival fast food chains duke it out for control over Dean's burger-inventing genius, Dean and his band mates plunge into the absurd world of corporate paranoia and greed. As the violence of the burger wars spills out onto the streets, it's up to them to win over the hearts (and stomachs) of the American people and save the country from the equivalent of a deep-fried nuclear warhead. With the humor of Christopher Moore and the madcap sprawl of Thomas Pynchon, Broken Piano for President is a comic masterpiece about the fast food industry, booze, and the necessity to choose happiness over work and security.
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I love how the C&D letter is used as a selling point on the book's Amazon page: http://www.amazon.com/Broken-Piano-President-Patrick-Wensink...
Unfortunately, it looks like such kindly worded cease and desist orders do not actually produce results, the person here doesn't appear to have changed the cover of the book at all.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/1621050203

LukeShu
That page is for the first edition of the book.
masklinn
Indeed, here is the second edition: http://www.amazon.com/Broken-Piano-President-Patrick-Wensink...
codezero
Awesome, thanks for the info.

He still didn't remove the obvious branding ties all over his website, but at least he did change the physical cover, I'm still not convinced it worked out as well as JD would have liked.

And he didn't even change the cover after the C&D: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1621050203

Maybe they should have sent something else than a strongly worded letter.

jld
They did redesign the cover: http://amzn.to/1436x0J

You can read more about how that story ended here: http://brokenpianoforpresident.com/2012/07/19/jack-daniels-l...

<blockquote>In case you’re wondering, no, my publisher, Lazy Fascist Press, will not be taking them up on their offer. We’re proudly independent and don’t need any of that sweet corporate booze money to redo the cover.</blockquote>

vl
As requested, they did change cover on the reprint and digital version, you are linking to the first print.
larrys
I just read the letter from JD and there are many fascinating things about the way it was written including the offer to pay a reasonable amount to re-do the cover.

This is definitely a letter that, prior to the Internet, would never have been written. It goes out of it's way to not appear to be a "dick" and appeal almost in a friend like way to make the person receiving want to do "the right thing" by not making a threat. I've never seen a letter written like this in this situation (having received them and seen many over the years.)

I wouldn't have let an opportunity like this pass. I would have seen what JD would pay to redo the cover, let them do it, and garnered even more publicity. And maybe pocketed some money by subcontracting the labor. The cover design isn't that critical and the extra press mention would most likely drive more sales. As only one example they could have said "it will cost me $5000 to redo" found someone to do it for much much less and pocketed the difference AND gotten more publicity. And I've done things like this is the past with large corporations they will write a check to dispose of a problem they won't say "um we want to have our artist do it". If the price is reasonable they would just pay. (The only question is how much I would have started much higher than $5k that is arbitrary..)

mcintyre1994
I expect when it came to money actually changing hands, or the deadline of that C&D the tone would change a bit. They'd either have their own interpretation of the vague phrasing of "reasonable amount", or more likely want to see invoices.
macchina
The producers of Warhammer 40k ought to take note.[1]

"Trademark Bullying" has totally gotten out of hand.[2] Brands have a duty to protect their rights, but a letter like this is really all that's necessary. Good on Jack Daniels. There is no reason to send indie publishers to the poorhouse over trifling infringement.

1. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5176820

2. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2012/10/stupid-lawyer-tricks-a...

As an interesting point, there is probably more to having a hit book than just 'bestseller'.

Compare the number of reviews - I assume number of reviews correlates well to number of sales.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1621050203

http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Shades-Grey-Book-Trilogy/dp/0345...

18,000 vs 21

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